The dark was leaving the sky as Frank rolled by Flagstaff and hooked up with I-17, heading south.
The sunrise brought on a second wind.
Richards was snoring and drooling, head leaning against the passenger door.
Sign said Phoenix was 135 miles away.
Frank rolled down the window; the air was invigorating and sweet.
Northern Arizona is a cool place, Frank was thinking as Richards coughed and cleared his throat, opening his eyes.
“Sleeping beauty stirs,” Frank said.
“Indeed,” Richards said, coughing with a liquid edge to it. “Where are we?”
“Just south of Flagstaff.”
Richards looked at the big Rolex on his wrist. “Shit, we’ll be there by eight o’clock. You are a driving machine, Frank. I’ll buy you breakfast when we get there. There’s this place in Tempe used to have an ASU special breakfast back when I was in school. They were fuckin’ great. Cheap, too. Don’t know if the place is still there, but it might be worth a look.”
Richards’ breath was like someone puked on a skunk.
“Feel like driving, Larry?” Frank said. “This ‘driving machine’ is running on empty.”
“Sounds good, Frank. I’ll bring us in. Think I remember how to get around.”
Traffic was sparse so Frank just pulled over to the shoulder and stopped. Wide shoulders on these Arizona highways.
With Larry driving, Frank thought he should try and catch some sleep. But now with the sun up and the destination near, he was excited and filled with anticipation. He rolled down the window and felt the refreshing air as Richards swung the Ford back onto the highway.
Frank had half expected to see a barren desert with big cacti and bleached-out cattle skulls—it was Arizona after all—but instead, the scenery was brilliant. Reddish-brown cliffs and rock outcroppings surrounded by the green of pine trees had him euphoric. Anticipation of new and previously unseen locations was reviving him.
And before long they were dropping down out of the Vulture Mountains (Frank had the road atlas open on his lap) onto the desert floor. It was bright and hot. Baking, burning, blistering hot. Oven like.
Richards drove on and soon they were cruising on the outskirts of the Phoenix metropolitan area. Richards was bitching about the lack of air conditioning—refrigeration he called it—in the wagon.
Frank honestly wished he did have AC, but that was a feature you only rarely needed in northern Minnesota.
And the traffic?
“I knew this place was growing fast, but this traffic boggles the mind,” Richards said. “Not sure I want to go into Tempe and look for that old restaurant. I can’t even remember the name of the place.”
“Doesn’t seem to be a shortage of eateries,” Frank said, gazing out at the jungle of fast-food emporiums, chain restaurants and taco shops.
“Yeah, but that place was good—home cooking.”
“The cooking at my home was never that great,” Frank said.
Richards gave him a weird smile. “Maybe I’ll skip Tempe,” he said. “There are a couple of possible mall sights I want to check out before we head out to the ranch. ”
“This ranch in the desert sounds inviting, Larry, but I can tell you right now that my stay is going to be short. I was never one for heat and traffic.”
“It’s summer in the desert, Frank. Did you think it’d be comfortable?”
“Never really thought about it. Had too much else on my mind, I guess. But, you know, I really need to eat. You’re starting to look like a pork sausage.”
The air hitting Frank’s right arm was like oven-fired sewing needles as Richards got off I-17, known in Phoenix as Black Canyon Highway, and went east on 101, or Pima Highway, to 51, also known as Squaw Peak Parkway, where he headed south.
Sure have colorful names for their roads down here, Frank was thinking as Richards exited 51 at Bell Road.
They spent some time driving around the area, Richards lingering and circling around a couple of strip malls with small businesses like sandwich shops and dry cleaners and Chinese or Mexican food outlets. Richards drove through the parking lots and cruised around the neighborhoods, all the while observing and mumbling to himself.
After thirty minutes of this, Frank’s stomach was calling him out for neglect.
Then Larry said, “That’s enough of this shit. Time to head for Rancho Deluxe.”
“Wasn’t there a movie with that name?” Frank asked.
“It’s a favorite of mine,” Larry said. “Harry Dean Stanton and one of Lloyd Bridges’ sons incarcerated in a penal ranch in Montana called Deer Lodge. A prison they call a lodge. Only in Montana, I guess. But, in a weird way, it kind of reminds me of my time in the St. Louis County jail back home.”
“So Rancho Deluxe is an ironic title then?”
“For the movie it is. But there’s no irony to our Rancho Deluxe. It is deluxe to the max, my friend.”
“Remember that show Sea Hunt, starring Lloyd Bridges? I loved that show. Made me want to be a scuba diver, until I discovered I was a shitty swimmer.”
“I loved it too.” Richards said. “All those air bubbles floating up the water column all the time.”
Then Frank felt rogue anxiety coming on against his will. Shit, he never even knew what anxiety was until Nikki started talking about it—however long ago that was.
And he couldn’t recall ever having anxiety until he did all that acid and got involved with those two murderous scags back in Zenith.
But maybe the LSD just made him aware of what was already there…
But, shit, that was another story. A story he didn’t want to hear anymore. A story he wanted to be done with. But it seemed to have a long shelf life.
“There going to be a lot of rich assholes at the ranch?” Frank asked.
“I don’t think anyone is going to be there but the servants, until Friday. Should have the place to ourselves until then.”
Richards turned onto Shea Boulevard, went back to 101 and headed north. This is Scottsdale now,” he said, looking over at Frank, “Phoenix’s answer to Beverly Hills.”
After what seemed to Frank like a longer-that-it-should-have-been drive, the urban sprawl began to thin somewhat. The country was mostly flat, with a few hills, a bunch of cacti and the looming McDowell Mountains to the east.
Frank’s stomach was grumbling and growling, his T-shirt was soaked with sweat, and the sun, even with his shades on, was giving him a headache. “Not much out here,” he said.
“City planners are always looking to the future,” Richards said. “Guarantee you there’ll be a mall out here before very goddamn long. And I will have a stake in it.”
“So Rancho Deluxe is in Scottsdale?”
“Technically, perhaps, but it’s actually closer to Carefree. Not much around but cacti, roadrunners, Gila monsters and armadillos… the occasional coyote or mule deer…”
“What’s the place like?”
“Beyond your wildest dreams, Franko, beyond your wildest fuckin’ dreams.”
(End of Chapter 9)
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